Date: 2005-08-05 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyinthehaus.livejournal.com
Although there is very little humour to be had here, fortunately the Sun came through with its "Ten ways to make Britain great again" headline yesterday. I'm amazed they managed to get to number 5 before they told their readers to campaign for the suspension of the Human Rights Act. It really did go:

1) Pick up litter
2) Be kind to puppies
3) Be considerate to old people
4) Give up your seat on the bus to pregnant ladies
5) Campaign for the suspension of the human rights act
6) Join a local voluntary organisation

And so on. Quite remarkable.

Date: 2005-08-09 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pavlos.livejournal.com
Everyone should either get pregnant or (better) simulate it with a pillow and feign tiredness on the bus. That should saturate the limited faculties of Sun readers and hopefully they won't get round to number 5.

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