zander

[ciphergoth]

General notice: should you happen across this man while he's on fire:

zander

do take care not to piss him out. Thanks.

Comments

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

Come on, we want more info than that! What has he done, and can we piss on him if he's not on fire?

M xx

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

The boyfriend that he describes as a "stalker" and that he dumps by text message is someone very close to me. I always thought the man was a creepy little fuck, he thought we were freaks. Now to learn that he was discussing dumping him on the public Internet when he didn't have the guts to say so in person... I'm not advocating setting him on fire. That would be illegal. But roasting marshmallows on his burning body is perfectly legal.

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes and reading his journal he's exactly the sort of dizzy queen I loathe. His friends journals back this up. I'd hate to have been in that cinema with him.

Urgh. Noisy self-absorbed poofs. Can't stand 'em.

People really have to learn the correct uses for text messages - things like "Bus running late" or "am outside bar where you?" or "knickers off NOW", eh?

M xx

As opposed to...

[jhg.livejournal.com]

...BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS LOVE MARCUS X ???


J

Re: As opposed to...

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

yes, perhaps unsurprisingly I've had a stream of messgages of the "BOURNEMOUTH BEING ATTACKED BY GOZILLA LUV MUM X" variety this week, yet somehow she's been sending them from my friends' mobiles.

Spooky, no?

M xx