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One of the better such tests I've seen.

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Francisco Scaramanga.

I enjoy good food, monopolising the world's energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people.

I am played by Christopher Lee in The Man with the Golden Gun.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test (updated: No longer works)



I've never seen that one, I think. Sounds good though.

Also, this personality test comes from a human being, not a traffic drawing site. http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/

Date: 2001-11-30 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jhg.livejournal.com
Me too - that is tops.


J

Date: 2001-11-30 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

I enjoy fluffy white cats, dropping people in piranha pools, and initiating World War III.

I am played by Donald Pleasence in You Only Live Twice.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test




Oh what a surprise! NOT!

Date: 2001-11-30 07:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] babysimon
Me too! Honestly, you say you like cats and they all jump to conclusions!

Date: 2001-11-30 06:42 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lovingboth
Man With the Golden Gun was the first bad Bond, as the Moore ones went rapidly downhill into crapness. One good car stunt - a spiral jump across a canal - and not much else. After 'For Your Eyes Only', the contrast with 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' the same year meant I refused to pay to see any more Moore.

Oh, I'm also Blofeld, apparently. But I think Charles Gray was better...

Date: 2001-11-30 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com
I heartily agree with you re: Charles Gray.

Date: 2001-11-30 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jhg.livejournal.com
How dare you. Roger Moore was by far and away the best Bond, and Moonraker, FYEO and Octopussy are among my absolute favourites (although A View To A Kill was definitely the worst Bond ever).

One never fails to be entertained and amused by a Rog Bond film.


J
My god, what's Bond doing?

Date: 2001-11-30 07:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lovingboth
"I was the first actor to play Bond... and the last" - Rory Bremner doing Sean Connery.

Date: 2001-12-01 01:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zz
oi. max zorin (avtak) was one of my role models during my teenage years :)

Date: 2001-11-30 06:58 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] booklectica

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Pussy Galore.

I enjoy flying, a good roll in the hay, and nerve gassing army bases.

I am played by Honor Blackman in Goldfinger.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test




Excellent. I'm a lesbian, until I meet James Bond and discover what a real man is like. (That's according to the book, I don't remember the film.)

Date: 2001-11-30 07:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] babysimon
Somehow I can easily see Meesta Bond being blessed with the now-infamous Lesbian Tongue.

Of course it was implanted in surgery performed by Q. "Now pay attention 007, this may look like an ordinary tongue, but..."

Date: 2001-11-30 07:25 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] babysimon
> Also, this personality test comes from a buman being

As does this, for those of you too weak-minded to surf the web.

Non-Euclidean Lego.

Date: 2001-11-30 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com
Dare I ask where/how you found this?

Date: 2001-11-30 07:37 am (UTC)
babysimon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] babysimon
It was three clicks away from the Bond test.

Date: 2001-12-01 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selectnone.livejournal.com
Didn't Scaramanga have three nipples? Just a little bit of trivia for you there...

He did

Date: 2001-12-03 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingginger.livejournal.com
You are correct :-)

And moore had a false nipple to try and impersonate him briefly...

Alas, I would be Pussy Galore...

Date: 2001-12-04 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pavlos.livejournal.com
Even after trying various second-favourite answers, the test resolutely identified me as Pussy Galore.

Anastasia persistently came out as Oddjob. She was not impressed either.

Pavlos

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