Before I keel you...

[ciphergoth]

One of the better such tests I've seen.

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Francisco Scaramanga.

I enjoy good food, monopolising the world's energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people.

I am played by Christopher Lee in The Man with the Golden Gun.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test (updated: No longer works)

I've never seen that one, I think. Sounds good though.

Also, this personality test comes from a human being, not a traffic drawing site. http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/

Comments

[jhg.livejournal.com]

Me too - that is tops.


J

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

I enjoy fluffy white cats, dropping people in piranha pools, and initiating World War III.

I am played by Donald Pleasence in You Only Live Twice.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

Oh what a surprise! NOT!

[babysimon]

Me too! Honestly, you say you like cats and they all jump to conclusions!

[lovingboth]

Man With the Golden Gun was the first bad Bond, as the Moore ones went rapidly downhill into crapness. One good car stunt - a spiral jump across a canal - and not much else. After 'For Your Eyes Only', the contrast with 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' the same year meant I refused to pay to see any more Moore.

Oh, I'm also Blofeld, apparently. But I think Charles Gray was better...

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

I heartily agree with you re: Charles Gray.

[jhg.livejournal.com]

How dare you. Roger Moore was by far and away the best Bond, and Moonraker, FYEO and Octopussy are among my absolute favourites (although A View To A Kill was definitely the worst Bond ever).

One never fails to be entertained and amused by a Rog Bond film.


J
My god, what's Bond doing?

[lovingboth]

"I was the first actor to play Bond... and the last" - Rory Bremner doing Sean Connery.

[zz]

oi. max zorin (avtak) was one of my role models during my teenage years :)

[booklectica]

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Pussy Galore. I enjoy flying, a good roll in the hay, and nerve gassing army bases. I am played by Honor Blackman in Goldfinger. Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

Excellent. I'm a lesbian, until I meet James Bond and discover what a real man is like. (That's according to the book, I don't remember the film.)

[babysimon]

Somehow I can easily see Meesta Bond being blessed with the now-infamous Lesbian Tongue.

Of course it was implanted in surgery performed by Q. "Now pay attention 007, this may look like an ordinary tongue, but..."

[babysimon]

> Also, this personality test comes from a buman being

As does this, for those of you too weak-minded to surf the web.

Non-Euclidean Lego.

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask where/how you found this?

[babysimon]

It was three clicks away from the Bond test.

[selectnone.livejournal.com]

Didn't Scaramanga have three nipples? Just a little bit of trivia for you there...

He did

[kingginger.livejournal.com]

You are correct :-)

And moore had a false nipple to try and impersonate him briefly...

Alas, I would be Pussy Galore...

[pavlos.livejournal.com]

Even after trying various second-favourite answers, the test resolutely identified me as Pussy Galore.

Anastasia persistently came out as Oddjob. She was not impressed either.

Pavlos