ET encounters in double-dactyl form

[ciphergoth]

Daringly, erringly,
Children in Panama
Saw a strange being, and
All held their breath:

Certain the creature was
Extraterrestrial,
Showed they were human, and
Beat it to death.

The Digital Cuttlefish

Update: I also love this ode to Last Tuesdayism.

(reminder: I post much more frequently to my Twitter feed)

Comments

[purplerabbits.livejournal.com]

Heh. Although given that the mystery beast in question was most likely a decomposing sloth, the main sign of their humanity seems to have been making shit up for the media...

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Note the lack of visible wounds on the body that could have been caused by sticks and stones.