Friends list numbers

[ciphergoth]

Number of people on my lj friends list: 52
...who are actually real people: 46 (excluding myself)
...whom I've met in person: 43
...whom I've met in person more than once: 43
...whose house I've been to: 14
...who have been to my house: 13
...whose precise geographic location I know offhand: (city/state?): 41
...whose full names I know offhand: 30
...whom I've followed/been in touch with for more than 3 years: 20 I think
...who live outside my country: 6 (surprisingly few)
...whose journal I consider myself "addicted" to: 0 (grief!)
...whom I've lived with: 1
...whose ex I slept with: does not compute
...who I've done: 16
...who I've done recently and will probably do again soon: 10
...who I'd do (and haven't yet): 5 at least.

Comments

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

Ah, I may have given the wrong impression. 16 isn't the number of people I've had sex with - it's the number of people in my LJ friends list I've had sex with. In total I've had sex with fifty-nine people.

I'm thirty, and I didn't have sex with anyone at all until I was twenty. But there's no reason to have sex with a lot of people if you don't want to - some of us like that kind of thing, but it's not obligatory.

So how did I end up on your friends list then? cheers!

[lilylivered.livejournal.com]

fifty-nine people? that's crazy. well, if you've had that much sex in 10 years, maybe there's hope for me yet. if i ever acquire a libido. unfortunately, i'm much less attractive. AS YOUR ICON HAS PROVEN, you look better in makeup than i do. damn it.

if you're asking how i found your journal, i honestly don't have a clue. but i think you're neat. so. there you have it.

:D hi.

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

hey, when I was fifteen I thought my future life would mainly revolve around mathematics and computers, and that I'd have sex with maybe four, five people tops. But then I met some rather fine people who corrupted my youthful mind in the best way possible!

Bear in mind that it's not so hard to sleep with a lot of people if you're in a circle of friends who like to sleep with a lot of people.

Yeah, I love my user icons, but bear in mind that you only ever see me at my best in them! And that I could ever look cute would have been a great surprise to my 15-year-old nerd self.

thanks!

[lilylivered.livejournal.com]

haha. there's nothing wrong with some good old-fashioned corruption.

eh, i'm already in a circle of friends who like to have a lot of sex. and i think they've all tried to get molesty with me. but they're horrid motherfuckers.

you're right about the cute thing and the icon thing, but still. damnit. i'm somewhat jealous of guys who look better in girlstuff than i do. can you really blame me?

getting clumsier and clumsier wordwise. incoherence is fun!