The caller is happy if you deliver quality customer service

[ciphergoth]

DES MOINES — Last month, Lori Danes, 43, called the prayer line of a major television ministry and requested prayer for her mother's persistent ulcers. But her prayer representative, who called himself "Darren," prayed in a strong Indian accent that "all the gods would bless her mightily."

(more satire on larknews.com)

Comments

[feorag.livejournal.com]

Pity that site's satire, it's a wonderful scenario.

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

That's what you get when you post after only three hours sleep...

[babysimon]

But look at some of the Google ads at the bottom. They ain't kidding!

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http://www.endtime-ministries.com/
http://www.prayerapostolate.com/
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[reddragdiva]

Link of the year.

[mskala.livejournal.com]

Sounds to me like she got a bargain. Why settle for blessings from just one God if you could have blessings from all of them?