Contradictions

[ciphergoth]

On skullculture's journal we notice:

Nobody Likes You (When You're Dead), Zombina and the Skeletones

vs

Everybody Loves You (When You're Dead), Cop Shoot Cop

Anyone got any other good examples of songs whose titles directly contradict?

Comments

[emarkienna.livejournal.com]

Everybody's Happy Nowadays - Buzzcocks vs Modern Life Is Rubbish - Blur (only an album, though so might not count)

If it doesn't count, you could have Everybody Hurts - REM instead.