Scammily-spammily

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From papersky via flickgc:

Scammily-spammily
Miriam Abacha,
Widow of former
Nigerian chief,

Seeks your assistance to
Pseudofiducially
Hold thirty mil for her
Family's relief.

I am the merry widow of Nigeria's former president,
My son has been arrested and in prison he is resident,
I never would approach you if it wasn't for one incident:
They've frozen all our bank accounts, we cannot touch a single cent!
The bad police are watching me and all my movements they resent,
Send details of your bank account, I'll send one trusted dissident,
I know that I can trust an honest guy like you to implement
My cunning plan to stash away three million bucks for ten percent!

"Sir," said Miriam, "or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is, I was fleeing, and so honestly you were looking,
and so humbly I am sending, bank information for thirty million,
taken from Nigeria. Help me access and I'll share,
ten percent. Nothing more"

and more...

I banged my head on the keyboard laughing...

Comments

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Oh, priceless!

[lucybond.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!

[starfyrephoenix.livejournal.com]

hahahahahah. I hate those spam emails. I knew a hippy once that was actually going to fall for it! I had to seriously fight with him to dissuade him from being quite so stupid.

[cillygirl.livejournal.com]

*grin* that's amazing!