Programme on SM, ITV, 11pm

[ciphergoth]

11.00-11.30pm, ITV London: Pleasure Seekers. People who enjoy sado-masochism talk about their passion including a couple who road-test a new whip.

We (ergotia and I) reckon we'll see:

• A mid-thirties transvestite who looks like a glamorous secretary, and is a web designer
• A well-preserved hard-faced mid-forties blonde called Margaret living in the suburbs with Master Doug (who is an in-house accountant in a firm that makes lawnmowers, and is really ugly), wearing hideous leathers
• Detailed coverage of a fetish that no-one we know does
• Someone who runs a sex shop showing you their crap handcuffs in a very annoying voice
• Voiceover by a crap psychologist
• A professional dominatrix
• A tame, lame stage show, possibly featuring some very half-hearted girl-on-girl action
• No really good-looking people who are not in the sex industry
• No queers, apart from maybe some women who swing
• No switches
• No-one really smiling and expressing a sense of joy.

And I would really love to be wrong about this sort of thing!

Comments

Re: Scores

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

It's just quite markedly not in Germany. You missed her cod-German accent...

Re: Scores

[thekumquat.livejournal.com]

Now if dominatrices in England have cod-German accents, and in the US they have cod-upper-crust-English accents (and call themselves Lady Heather etc), does that mean that Germany is full of dominatrices with cod-American accents?

Re: Scores

[babysimon]

Always pleased to see that plural.

Oh, and probably yes.

Re: Scores

[the-beast.livejournal.com]

wow... like some kind of wonderfully neat cultural trade agreement :)