Cruelty to white goods.

[ciphergoth]

We made all the other household goods watch while we did this. They'll think twice before breaking down on us now!

Comments

[rathgild.livejournal.com]

This is a side of Sandy I didn't know existed. He's usually so lovely and friendly and...

Can he come and menace the photocopier at work please?

Aplliance menacing rates

[sibelian.livejournal.com]

Standing over photocopiers with mole grip
1 coffee and 2 doughnuts

Smashing non-compliant printers in front of impressionable young PCs
2 coffees and 4 doughnuts

Aggressive dialysis machine dismantling with giant pliers and hacksaw in full view of entire office
3 coffees, 6 doughnuts and a wrap of speed

Re: Aplliance menacing rates

[rathgild.livejournal.com]

Is that sugar, fudge or cream doughnuts?

We'll negotiate.