Write it on the toilet walls

[ciphergoth]

The thing that made me fall off my chair that I cryptically referred to in a previous journal entry was this extraordinary testimonial in please_sir's journal:

When I went out for morgan99s birthday, I was told by yet another person that ciphergoth gives fantastic head. I mentioned that I had heard this before and was holding vague hopes of em giving me my first BJ (after my next genital mod is done/ healed) Ey responded by saying that I should not go for this because every BJ after that, by anyone else, would be a total disappointment.

Wow! But can it really be true?