Paul Crowley

Listen closely, and I'll try to explain it.
With a system like this it's so easy
To recall all the names and addresses
Of the women my guv'nor has had;
I'm afraid he's no Galahad.

[..]

You are shocked, I can see.
But it doesn't stop at women:
He is keen on sheep and goats
Although I must admit it makes it
Rather hard to keep my notes
Because it's rare to find a sheep
That's got a forwarding address.
See, you're just a tiny part
Of a nation's broken heart.