Paul Crowley

That reminds me of when my parents told me that Calamaris were made of chicken (I didn't understand enough Spanish to know). It was only when I told this to my Biology teacher at school that she said. How do they get the hole in them then? Do they take hundreds of chickens and take a slice from their arse? At which point she was practically rolling around on the floor laughing and told me the truth.

I still eat the things though!