Omegle

[ciphergoth]

I thought I'd try omegle. This is a complete transcript of my first conversation, hot off the presses.

Omegle
Talk to strangers!
2879 users online

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello, it's evening here so good evening!
You: anyone out there?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: London, you?
Stranger: lol cool
You: where are you from?
Stranger: im in washington
You: DC or state?
Stranger: state
You: cool, I have a friend from Seattle
Stranger: lol othewise i'd of already killed osama!
You: how do you mean?
Stranger: take the WHITE house back for the WHITE MAN!
You: you are joking!
Stranger: nope, infact on his next trip ill be prepared
You: what's your plan?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Comments

[sniperi.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't bother with Omegle, half the users are 4chan /b/tards that just spam the place like you have seen first hand.

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering if that idiot was kidding or not. Probably.

[the-maenad.livejournal.com]

Dear, dear. Will you be trying again?

[shadowdaddy.livejournal.com]

An almost-first-hand reminder that Seattle is in fact a festering hotbed of big-city liberalism in an otherwise rural and often redneck state.

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Wow, I only got pronspam.

[slightlyfoxed.livejournal.com]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...FROM REALITY.

[lovingboth]

Ah, one of the joys of anonymous conversation: the people you meet.

[webcowgirl.livejournal.com]

I suspect they were from Forks.

[lacuna-raze.livejournal.com]

What a charmer..

[just-becky.livejournal.com]

I didn't check the link before I read the text. I thought Omegle was some sort of conversation engine. I was going to say it almost passed the Turing test by with it's convincing impression of a real life imbecile.
:-P

On a totally unrelated note...

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

It being after midnight, let me be among the first...

::throws confetti::