We haven’t conducted the survey yet but we know what results we want to achieve

Don't fuck with Ben Goldacre.

“We haven’t conducted the survey yet but we know what results we want to achieve. We want Beyonce to come out on top followed by other celebrities with curvy legs such as J-Lo and Kylie and celebrities like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse to be at the bottom e.g - skinny and pale unshapely legs are not as sexy. I will find out when we will have the results of the survey for you. Are you pretty free this month to work on it?”

Kiren Ali, Clarion Communications, June 5th 2007

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