I cannot purge the information

Oh, celebrity gossip magazine
I read you all, I feel unclean.
I should have counted plastic ceiling tiles
Before succumbing to your evil wiles.

also two unrelated bits of news about Clarence Thomas

U: and David Attenborough was narrating over blue whale tentacle rape on BBC 1 earlier today. We have it on tape.

U^2: and check out what Google's top hit on "Wayne Hussey" is...

U^3: An idea a day annoys the hell out of the people who are supposed to decide whether to patent your ideas