Off to Ascension tonight

Guardian, 2002-12-15

DAYTON, Ohio (AP) - A petite 17-year-old girl awakened by intruders sprinted from her house barefoot in pajamas and tackled one trespasser, pinning and hogtying him for police.

"Who wouldnt want to get tied up by a barely dressed high school chick?" - abz6598

Update: An unrelated cartoon: Mr Discomfort