Psychoactive arse-kicking

Cosmetic psychopharmacology. You can get drugs to help stem delusions, to lift depression and combat anxiety as well as rescuing you from a variety of other potentially destructive mental states.

What I really wish for is a pill that helps you pull your finger out. A chemical "round tuit" from Ciba-Geigy. It would transform my life.

Call for illustrators

Someone should do a picture of one of these:

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