LotR drinking game

taken from http://www.lagrange3.blogspot.com/

Have a drink every time

• a hobbit does something really stupid that could ruin everything
• someone remembers the echoey words of someone wise (two drinks if it's Gandalf)
• the camera plummets from some mind-numbing height into stygian depths lit only with a baleful flickering glow
• someone says something, then shouts it very loud (two drinks if it's "Run. Run!!!")
• someone rides a horse in slow-motion
• there is an absolutely huge set of steps

Irritating are the peacemakers...

...when your only hope of winning the next election is a damn good war.

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