You'd never think it of me...

http://www.straightacting.com/guyquiz.shtml

Your score is 75

LEVEL 4 -- SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING

A few people might suspect that you might not be a heterosexual. No one knows for sure, but there are rumors about what you're doing on the weekends. Most of your traits are straight acting but a few traits you have are causing people to wonder, but nothing is so apparent that anyone is sure enough to bring it up.

Yeah, right...

Playground insults.

Remember that small children tend to be screaming bigots and generally the worst kind of people. Here you can see them at their worst.

kick the martin

Martin would be asked a question. If he answered it correctly he was kicked once. If he answered incorrectly he was kicked twice. If he didn't answer at all he was kicked until he did. Best question therefore were along the lines of "Do you shag dogs" or "Do you rim old men?" where the only way to minimise the abuse was to give the "correct" answer of Yes. (Paul Heath)

http://dialspace.dial.pipex.com/town/avenue/rdd18/playground/

Going to Berlin - schedule

Tomorrow (Sep 28) - going to a party in Glasgow
Sat Sep 29 - doing party preparation stuff
Tue Oct 2 - Alison's birthday
Wed-Fri Oct 3-5 - in Berlin
Sat Oct 6 - going to another party
Sat-Sat Oct 13-20 - going to France
Fri-Sun Oct 26-28 - first free weekend in ages. Either go to London or lie in a heap going flaargh. I'll try really hard to go to London this weekend though, because I'll be too busy to be properly social at Whitby.
Thu-Mon Nov 1-5 - Whitby!
Fri-Sun Nov 9-11 - Lie in a heap going flaargh.
Fri-Sun Nov 16-18 - If I made it to London before Whitby, maybe visit St Andrews to see coracaskia?

aargh

Also I've discovered how to get work done. Get out of the house, take Palm and keyboard to Starbucks away from Internet and distractions, work there. I'm off to do that just now...