Quotes of the day

[ciphergoth]

"My parents went to a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt." -- uncredited, from this collection of quotes

A: Yes
Q: Is top-posting bad?
-- Derek Milhous Zumsteg (source) (what top posting is and how to avoid it)

"Never anthropomorphize computers. They hate that."
-- Ricdude on slashdot

Comments

[ergotia.livejournal.com]

Laughing, and worried cause I get these! Oh, except the f shirt one, which I will check out later.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxlove you love you love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thank you

[babysimon]

I particularly liked:

"Space Opera. It's not over until the fat lady explosively decompresses..."
-- Matt Ruff / Lisa Gold, rec.arts.sf.written

"My other car is a cdr."
-- .sig of wishus on Slashdot.org

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

My current favourite .sig spotted is:

"JESUS SAVES! ...and takes half damage"

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

*hysterical*
Thank you! That has cheered me up immensely!