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dailymail_rehab contains gems like this:
Mother: "here's some money, go and buy the Daily Mail"
Me: "OK" (thinks: I need to buy some cigarettes)
*returns with paper*
Me: "I don't know how you can read that crap"
Mother: "Well! You bought it!"
Me: "um"
