Fan

[ciphergoth]

Too hot to think. Time to go and buy myself a fan.

Inspired by Marcus's LJ, I went and looked for my former fellow pupils online. God! My friends are often the top hits on their own names in Google. Some of my fellow pupils have not made an impact at all - zero hits! We really are the most fabulous people.

Comments

[babysimon]

Time to go and buy myself a fan.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

The time to buy fans is in March. That way the shops actually have some in stock ;)

Good luck though.

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you have plenty of fans already! *grin*

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

I've just tried the same friend-surfing thing - very few hits.

However, abusing my position of access to a database of doctors, I've just found out that one of the most unplesant bullies in my school, who treated women as objects (even as a small boy being the type to get his willie out under the desk and tell the girls to look), has in fact qualified as a doctor. I'm going to find out where he's working and never live near there, ever.

[zotz]

Alternatively, unlike us, your schoolmates haves lives in the Real World. You remember the real world - the big windy place that isn't the terminal room. I can see it through a window from where I'm sitting. Now, if only I could find my way there . . .

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

My "Real Name" may be incredibly common, but just at the bottom of page 1, google provides a link to UKCN.

"Wechsler" just completely fails to show up.

[ruis.livejournal.com]

Damn, and here was I thinking that I could aspire to being fabulous without have to get my name on the web.

[ex-pipistre.livejournal.com]

my friend lorelei paradise (yes this is her real name, and no, as far as i know, she is not a cheap porn star, tho she might well be these days) and about half my old school make it into a list of funny names compiled about chicagoans..
my other friend emily comes up as having recorded stuff by dizzy gillespie & geoge gershwin, during her stellar career as an arabic jazz singer at the age of 6 (i kid you not).
my communist pals come up constantly for being on trial, and also make it into the funny name list for being called Shawn Wall & A.K. Small (what a dynamic duo).