Quotes of the day

"My parents went to a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt." -- uncredited, from this collection of quotes

A: Yes
Q: Is top-posting bad?
-- Derek Milhous Zumsteg (source) (what top posting is and how to avoid it)

"Never anthropomorphize computers. They hate that."
-- Ricdude on slashdot