One of my more scary old housemates pinned up on a door: A recent scientific study found that the kind of male a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse.
... and searching for that to get the quote correct "cricket period scissors arse fire" the first hit was something about cricket with the quote Most of the lads should be able to hit a cow's arse with a banjo
Tried flavoured Arabic tobaccos? They come in a wide variety, generally fruity but I have heard tell of chocolate and coffee being mixed into newer version of same.
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A recent scientific study found that the kind of male a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse.
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Someone must have a hookah floating about...