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I cannot purge the information

Oh, celebrity gossip magazine
I read you all, I feel unclean.
I should have counted plastic ceiling tiles
Before succumbing to your evil wiles.

also two unrelated bits of news about Clarence Thomas

U: and David Attenborough was narrating over blue whale tentacle rape on BBC 1 earlier today. We have it on tape.

U^2: and check out what Google's top hit on "Wayne Hussey" is...

U^3: An idea a day annoys the hell out of the people who are supposed to decide whether to patent your ideas

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*laugh*
Today I bought a magazine called REAL, which claimed to be 'for intelligent, stylish women'. It was sorely disappointing.

they have Wayne Hussey toilet roll holders now? I waa-aant one!

(prizes to anyone who spots the reference)

I take pity on the man, and hope that some day he'll grow hair.

and check out what Google's top hit on "Wayne Hussey" is...

Oh god, that's wonderful. Thank you. ROFL

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*smile* U^3 is very timely - several English universities are introducing the same policy.

sadly so!

As so often in the past few years the Praesidium of the Academy wishes to bring forward proposals which are simultaneously so minor that they are unworthy of your attention and so important that failure to pass them will lead to unspeakable catastrophe.

http://cr.yp.to/patents/tarzian/12.html

Er, no comment. Do I need one?

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I would pay real money for an unkillable alarm clock.

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