Write it on the toilet walls

[ciphergoth]

The thing that made me fall off my chair that I cryptically referred to in a previous journal entry was this extraordinary testimonial in please_sir's journal:

When I went out for morgan99s birthday, I was told by yet another person that ciphergoth gives fantastic head. I mentioned that I had heard this before and was holding vague hopes of em giving me my first BJ (after my next genital mod is done/ healed) Ey responded by saying that I should not go for this because every BJ after that, by anyone else, would be a total disappointment.

Wow! But can it really be true?

Comments

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

The phrase "blowing your own trumpet" has to be applicable here somehow...

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

*grins*

you should give lessons it seems!

[wildeabandon.livejournal.com]

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[ladycat.livejournal.com]

*Grin* I had a freaky conversation over dinner with an old flame of mine last week. I also had a brief *ahem* liaison with his best friend, and they'd been comparing notes concerning 'technique'. Not only was it complimentary (cue obligatory blush), but provided all the details why their current partners can't bear me...comparing notes is best done out of earshot of jealous girlfriends!

(so, how much do you charge for lessons and notes of commendation? ;)

[booklectica]

I have to say that at least one person who has experienced both of us says that I'm the best he's had. :)

However, I am not in any sense suggesting a competition! I'm quite sure you've had a lot more practice than me, for a start...

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

No.

haha!

[atommickbrane.livejournal.com]

Even I have heard this and I've only met you once!

As a youth I prized gag reflex above doing naughty things with boys - so I expect you score more points on technical merit than I. However what about artistic impression? Enthusiasm (!)?

These judgments need a decent scoring system, like diving and synchronised swimming.

[lovelybug.livejournal.com]

I like threads that make me laugh out loud, and this one did lots - especially the 'don't feed the ego' sign! I didn't quite hear the 'Paul is the king of blow jobs' rumour before I met you, but it was a close run thing! I've recently been improving my talents in this area, and considering that other people reckon they rate on your level, maybe a competition is in order?! Expect we wouldn't have trouble getting willing test subjects...;)