Why I'm wonderful

As requested by trishpiglet here.

Hmm. I'm not feeling very wonderful ATM, though I just received some email from a stranger praising my looks, that perked me up by a factor of 10. But I usually have the biggest ego on the planet so I should be able to do this.

1. I'm very clever
2. I can apply this cleverness not only to computing, mathematics and cryptography, but also to relationships and sex
3. I argue clearly and with a certain amount of intellectual rigour
4. I take the conclusions of arguments seriously
5. I'm serious about ethical issues
6. I'm often generous and sometimes good at being thoughtful
7. Lots of the world's best people think well of me
8. I'm drop-dead gorgeous
9. I'm good in bed
10. I'm incredibly good at giving head.