Arse and Dude

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Arse: So, that's a pretty shitty car you've got. Look at how dirty it is! What kind of fuckwit would drive a car like that? I bet you can't even drive it. Can you? You can't! You're hopeless.
Dude: Um, ok.
Arse: So, can I borrow your keys?